Represent

Lobbyist	Covered positions?
Robert Brassell, Jr., N.P.	n/a

4th Quarter, 2009

Termination

PROCESS HANDLER ET AL. FOR HIRE, INC. terminated an engagement in which they represented Mrs. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy on Oct. 28, 2009. Original Filing: 300223699.xml

Lobbying Issues

Three written-and-signed official firm stationaries (dated 10/23/2009) separately and respectively addressed to a senior federal legislative official, several senior New York City executive officials and the New York State Governor's Office regarding HEAP/OTDA/HRA allegedly not helping, if not outright impeding, indirectly hurting the residents at and the house on 3905 Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island, New York 10308-3425 for at least two to three consecutive years. (pro bono lobbying)Three written-and-signed official firm stationaries (dated October 23, 2009) separately and respectively addressed to current United States federal Senator (Senior Senator, Democrat) Charles E. "Chuck" Schumer (via Maxine), current New York City Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg, several of his New York City (NYC) Deputy Mayors, the NYC Commissioners of Investigation (i.e., Rose Gill Hearn), her Deputy, several senior Deputy NYC Human Resources Commissioners (including the one responsible for ACCO) and several other senior NYC executive branch officials (collectively all via the Office of the New York City Mayor), and current New York State Governor David A. Paterson and several other senior New York State (NYS) executive branch officials (all via the NYS Governor's Mansion) regarding the federally-funded Home Energy Assistance Program (HEAP) via the NYS Office of Temporary and Disability Assistance (OTDA) and subcontracted via the NYC Human Resources Administration (HRA) allegedly not helping, if not outright impeding, hurting the residents at and the house on 3905 Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island, New York 10308-3425 for at least two to three consecutive years by not okaying any heating assistance coming, if not otherwise wanting to go favorably in Mrs. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy and 3905 Hylan Boulevard's way, allegedly from a senior female NYC/NYS bureaucrat (according to direct verbal statements of the aforementioned Mrs. Schrammar-McCarthy and her accompanying/co-residing/tenant daughter Ms. Joal M. Schrammar). (pro bono lobbying)

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

Lobbying Issues

As of October 26, 2009, late morning at around 09:24 AM, my firm terminated our relationships/ties to Mrs. Joan Aikman (A.) Schrammar-McCarthy due to her not reimbursing our firm's stated, stipulated et al. expenses & otherwise not paying us for services rendered since the inception of our representing her in all her various personal & professional capacities. Also, our principal separately terminated his ties (same day & time) also due to lack of any reimbursements & payments for individual svcs. he rendered.As of October 26, 2009, late morning at around 09:24 AM, my firm terminated our relationships/ties to Mrs. Joan Aikman (A.) Schrammar-McCarthy due to her not reimbursing our firm's stated, stipulated et al. expenses and otherwise not paying us for services rendered since the inception of our representing her in all her various personal and professional capacities. Also, our principal separately terminated his ties (same day and time) also due to lack of any reimbursements and payments for individual services he separately rendered. Also, due to our firm and principal temporarily moving into her house at 3905 Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island, New York 10308-3425 for all of two (2) consecutive weeks, we, by law and regulations, need and are entitled to at least 30 consecutive days to be able to moving our business belongings and the principal's belongings from her house to elsewhere when convenient and easier for all parties (i.e., the aforementioned Mrs. Schrammar-McCarthy and our firm and its principal) to do so and complete. We do regret our severing our ties and inconvenience resulting from such action. Thank you.

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

3rd Quarter, 2009

Q3 Report

In Q3, PROCESS HANDLER ET AL. FOR HIRE, INC. lobbied for Mrs. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy. The report was filed on Sept. 21, 2009. Original Filing: 300199277.xml

Lobbying Issues

Several written correspondence (dated June 8, 2009 and sent via United States Postal Service (USPS) First-Class Certified Mail) addressed to several senior United States federal, state and local executive officials regarding "[alleged] theft from and (assumed) misuse of the late Mr. Walter F. McCarthy's Chase Bank checking account" (directly quoted from the aforementioned June 2009 written correspondence). (pro bono lobbying activities)Several written correspondence (dated June 8, 2009 and sent via United States Postal Service (USPS) First-Class Certified Mail) addressed to the Executive Assistant Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation of the United States federal Department of Justice (FBI) for the Criminal, Cyber, Responses, and Services Branch Thomas J. Harrington, FBI Assistant Director-in-Charge for the New York Division Joseph M. Demarest, Jr., and whomever was the then-current FBI Special Agent-in-Charge for the Criminal Division (all via the FBI - New York Division office), Richmond County/Staten Island (N.Y.) District Attorney Daniel M. Donovan, Jr., and Richmond County/Staten Island (N.Y.) Chief Assistant District Attorney Daniel L. Master, Jr. (via the Office of the District Attorney of the County of Richmond of the State of New York), Commissioner of Police of the City of New York of the State of New York Raymond W. Kelly, First Deputy Commissioner of Police of the City of New York of the State of New York George A. Grasso, Chief of Department of the Police Department of the City of New York of the State of New York Joseph Esposito and Bureau Chief of Detectives of the Police Department of the City of New York of the State of New York George F. Brown (via the New York City (N.Y.) Police Department's Commissioner's Office), New York State Attorney General Andrew Cuomo and whomever was the then-current Deputy New York State Attorney General for Public Advocacy (all via the Office of the Attorney General of the State of New York) and Chairman of the Board of Directors and Chief Executive Officer of JPMorgan Chase & Co. and JPMorgan Chase Bank, National Association (N.A.), James Dimon, Executive Vice President of JPMorgan Chase & Co. and JPMorgan Chase Bank, National Association (N.A.), for Worldwide Security Services Michael K. Clark and whomever was the then-current General Counsel for JPMorgan Chase & Co. (all via JPMorgan Chase & Co.'s main headquarters) regarding "[alleged] theft from and (assumed) misuse of the late Mr. Walter F. McCarthy's Chase Bank checking account" (directly quoted from the aforementioned June 2009 written correspondence). (pro bono lobbying activities)

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

2nd Quarter, 2009

Q2 Report

1st Quarter, 2009

Amendment

PROCESS HANDLER ET AL. FOR HIRE, INC. amended a lobbying report for representation of Mrs. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy in Q12009 on Sept. 19, 2009. Original Filing: 300199207.xml

Lobbying Issues

One postage-paid postcard (dated January 1, 2009) addressed to the Honorable Statutory Members of the United States National Security Council (NSC), the Honorable NSC Statutory Advisors (i.e., U.S. Director of National Intelligence (DNI) and Chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff) et al. (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards corresponding heading) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations.One postage-paid postcard (dated January 1, 2009) addressed to the Honorable Statutory Members of the United States National Security Council (NSC), the Honorable NSC Statutory Advisors (i.e., U.S. Director of National Intelligence (DNI) and Chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff), [the United States federal Assistant to the President of the United States of America for National Security Affairs, i.e., the United States federal National Security Advisor,] and EVERYONE ACTUALLY et al. INVOLVED-WITH-THE-NSC, including the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States of America (CIA/ODNI), (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards corresponding heading) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations. Similar January 2009 postage-paid postcards were addressed to current United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Senior Senator) the Honorable Charles E. Chuck Schumer, then United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Junior Senator), now United States federal Secretary of State, the Honorable Hillary Rodham Clinton and the United States federal House Representative representing the Second Congressional District of the State of New York Steve Israel (Democrat) and all [their respective] senior staffers (including [their Chiefs] of Staff), [respective] fellow et al. colleagues and operatives and contractors (directly quoted from the aforementioned respective January 2009 postcards corresponding headings respectively addressed to the aforementioned federal legislators) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations.

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

Lobbying Issues

One postage-paid postcard (dated January 1, 2009) addressed to the Honorable Statutory Members of the United States National Security Council (NSC), the Honorable NSC Statutory Advisors (i.e., U.S. Director of National Intelligence (DNI) and Chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff) et al. (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards corresponding heading) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations.One postage-paid postcard (dated January 1, 2009) addressed to the Honorable Statutory Members of the United States National Security Council (NSC), the Honorable NSC Statutory Advisors (i.e., U.S. Director of National Intelligence (DNI) and Chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff), [the United States federal Assistant to the President of the United States of America for National Security Affairs, i.e., the United States federal National Security Advisor,] and EVERYONE ACTUALLY et al. INVOLVED-WITH-THE-NSC, including the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States of America (CIA/ODNI), (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards corresponding heading) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations. Similar January 2009 postage-paid postcards were addressed to current United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Senior Senator) the Honorable Charles E. Chuck Schumer, then United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Junior Senator), now United States federal Secretary of State, the Honorable Hillary Rodham Clinton and the United States federal House Representative representing the Second Congressional District of the State of New York Steve Israel (Democrat) and all [their respective] senior staffers (including [their Chiefs] of Staff), [respective] fellow et al. colleagues and operatives and contractors (directly quoted from the aforementioned respective January 2009 postcards corresponding headings respectively addressed to the aforementioned federal legislators) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations.

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

Lobbying Issues

One postage-paid postcard (dated January 1, 2009) addressed to the Honorable Statutory Members of the United States National Security Council (NSC), the Honorable NSC Statutory Advisors (i.e., U.S. Director of National Intelligence (DNI) and Chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff) et al. (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards corresponding heading) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations.One postage-paid postcard (dated January 1, 2009) addressed to the Honorable Statutory Members of the United States National Security Council (NSC), the Honorable NSC Statutory Advisors (i.e., U.S. Director of National Intelligence (DNI) and Chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff), [the United States federal Assistant to the President of the United States of America for National Security Affairs, i.e., the United States federal National Security Advisor,] and EVERYONE ACTUALLY et al. INVOLVED-WITH-THE-NSC, including the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States of America (CIA/ODNI), (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards corresponding heading) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations. Similar January 2009 postage-paid postcards were addressed to current United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Senior Senator) the Honorable Charles E. Chuck Schumer, then United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Junior Senator), now United States federal Secretary of State, the Honorable Hillary Rodham Clinton and the United States federal House Representative representing the Second Congressional District of the State of New York Steve Israel (Democrat) and all [their respective] senior staffers (including [their Chiefs] of Staff), [respective] fellow et al. colleagues and operatives and contractors (directly quoted from the aforementioned respective January 2009 postcards corresponding headings respectively addressed to the aforementioned federal legislators) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations.

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

Lobbying Issues

One postage-paid postcard (dated January 1, 2009) addressed to the Honorable Statutory Members of the United States National Security Council (NSC), the Honorable NSC Statutory Advisors (i.e., U.S. Director of National Intelligence (DNI) and Chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff) et al. (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards corresponding heading) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations.One postage-paid postcard (dated January 1, 2009) addressed to the Honorable Statutory Members of the United States National Security Council (NSC), the Honorable NSC Statutory Advisors (i.e., U.S. Director of National Intelligence (DNI) and Chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff), [the United States federal Assistant to the President of the United States of America for National Security Affairs, i.e., the United States federal National Security Advisor,] and EVERYONE ACTUALLY et al. INVOLVED-WITH-THE-NSC, including the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States of America (CIA/ODNI), (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards corresponding heading) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations. Similar January 2009 postage-paid postcards were addressed to current United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Senior Senator) the Honorable Charles E. Chuck Schumer, then United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Junior Senator), now United States federal Secretary of State, the Honorable Hillary Rodham Clinton and the United States federal House Representative representing the Second Congressional District of the State of New York Steve Israel (Democrat) and all [their respective] senior staffers (including [their Chiefs] of Staff), [respective] fellow et al. colleagues and operatives and contractors (directly quoted from the aforementioned respective January 2009 postcards corresponding headings respectively addressed to the aforementioned federal legislators) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations.

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

Lobbying Issues

One postage-paid postcard (dated January 1, 2009) addressed to the Honorable Statutory Members of the United States National Security Council (NSC), the Honorable NSC Statutory Advisors (i.e., U.S. Director of National Intelligence (DNI) and Chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff) et al. (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards corresponding heading) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations.One postage-paid postcard (dated January 1, 2009) addressed to the Honorable Statutory Members of the United States National Security Council (NSC), the Honorable NSC Statutory Advisors (i.e., U.S. Director of National Intelligence (DNI) and Chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff), [the United States federal Assistant to the President of the United States of America for National Security Affairs, i.e., the United States federal National Security Advisor,] and EVERYONE ACTUALLY et al. INVOLVED-WITH-THE-NSC, including the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States of America (CIA/ODNI), (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards corresponding heading) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations. Similar January 2009 postage-paid postcards were addressed to current United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Senior Senator) the Honorable Charles E. Chuck Schumer, then United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Junior Senator), now United States federal Secretary of State, the Honorable Hillary Rodham Clinton and the United States federal House Representative representing the Second Congressional District of the State of New York Steve Israel (Democrat) and all [their respective] senior staffers (including [their Chiefs] of Staff), [respective] fellow et al. colleagues and operatives and contractors (directly quoted from the aforementioned respective January 2009 postcards corresponding headings respectively addressed to the aforementioned federal legislators) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations.

Agencies Lobbied

U.S. House of Representatives
U.S. Senate
Army - Dept of (Other)
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Defense - Dept of (DOD)
Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA)
Director of National Intelligence (ODNI)
Executive Office of the President (EOP)
Homeland Security - Dept of (DHS)
Joint Chiefs of Staff
Internal Revenue Service (IRS)
Natl Security Agency (NSA)
Natl Security Council (NSC)
Navy - Dept of
Office of the Secretary of Defense
Office of the Vice President of the United States
Treasury - Dept of
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Federal Reserve System
Justice - Dept of (DOJ)
Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC)
President of the U.S.
State - Dept of (DOS)
U.S. Customs & Border Protection
U.S. Citizenship & Immigration Services (USCIS)
U.S. Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE)
White House Office
Vice President of the U.S.
U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
Social Security Administration (SSA)

Type of Issue

Lobbying Issues

One postage-paid postcard (dated January 1, 2009) addressed to the Honorable Statutory Members of the United States National Security Council (NSC), the Honorable NSC Statutory Advisors (i.e., U.S. Director of National Intelligence (DNI) and Chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff) et al. (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards corresponding heading) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations.One postage-paid postcard (dated January 1, 2009) addressed to the Honorable Statutory Members of the United States National Security Council (NSC), the Honorable NSC Statutory Advisors (i.e., U.S. Director of National Intelligence (DNI) and Chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff), [the United States federal Assistant to the President of the United States of America for National Security Affairs, i.e., the United States federal National Security Advisor,] and EVERYONE ACTUALLY et al. INVOLVED-WITH-THE-NSC, including the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States of America (CIA/ODNI), (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards corresponding heading) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations. Similar January 2009 postage-paid postcards were addressed to current United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Senior Senator) the Honorable Charles E. Chuck Schumer, then United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Junior Senator), now United States federal Secretary of State, the Honorable Hillary Rodham Clinton and the United States federal House Representative representing the Second Congressional District of the State of New York Steve Israel (Democrat) and all [their respective] senior staffers (including [their Chiefs] of Staff), [respective] fellow et al. colleagues and operatives and contractors (directly quoted from the aforementioned respective January 2009 postcards corresponding headings respectively addressed to the aforementioned federal legislators) regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations.

Agencies Lobbied

U.S. House of Representatives
U.S. Senate
White House Office
Vice President of the U.S.
U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
U.S. Customs & Border Protection
U.S. Citizenship & Immigration Services (USCIS)
Treasury - Dept of
State - Dept of (DOS)
Social Security Administration (SSA)
President of the U.S.
Office of the Vice President of the United States
Office of the Secretary of Defense
Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC)
Navy - Dept of
Natl Security Council (NSC)
Natl Security Agency (NSA)
Justice - Dept of (DOJ)
Joint Chiefs of Staff
Internal Revenue Service (IRS)
Homeland Security - Dept of (DHS)
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Executive Office of the President (EOP)
Housing & Urban Development - Dept of (HUD)
Director of National Intelligence (ODNI)
Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA)
Defense - Dept of (DOD)
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
Army - Dept of (Other)
Bureau of the Public Debt

Type of Issue

Lobbying Issues

One postage-paid postcard (dated January 1, 2009) addressed to the Honorable Chair and Vice Chair of the United States Postal Service (USPS) Board of Governors, the Postmaster General of the United States of America John E. Jack Potter, Deputy Postmaster General of the United States of America Patrick R. Donahue et al. regarding full and permanent mail delivery resumption and cessation of mail withholdings.One postage-paid postcard (dated January 1, 2009) addressed to the Honorable Chair and Vice Chair of the United States Postal Service (USPS) Board of Governors, the Postmaster General of the United States of America John E. Jack Potter, Deputy Postmaster General of the United States of America Patrick R. Donahue, all their and [the USPSs] senior and junior officers, staffers, officials, agents, operatives, contractors, subcontractors, subcontractors, contractors, and employees regarding full and permanent mail delivery resumption and cessation of mail withholdings from all the various residents at 3905 Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island, New York 10308-3425 [] and at 9438 US Highway 19, Private Mail Box 210, Port Richey, Florida 34668-4623 []. That goes for Mrs. Mary F. Pearsall, too (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards main body). Similar January 2009 postage-paid postcards were addressed to current United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Senior Senator) the Honorable Charles E. Chuck Schumer, then United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Junior Senator), now United States federal Secretary of State, the Honorable Hillary Rodham Clinton and the United States federal House Representative representing the Second Congressional District of the State of New York Steve Israel (Democrat) and all [their respective] senior staffers (including [their Chiefs] of Staff), [respective] fellow et al. colleagues and operatives and contractors (directly quoted from the aforementioned respective January 2009 postcards corresponding headings respectively addressed to the aforementioned federal legislators) regarding the aforementioned various postal matters and concerns.

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

Lobbying Issues

Several written correspondence (dated January 21, 2009 and mailed via United States Postal Service (USPS) Certified Mail without a Domestic Return Receipt) addressed to senior United States federal executive branch officials and one senior United States federal legislative branch official regarding veterans benefits for Mrs. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy. Several written correspondence (dated January 21, 2009 and mailed via United States Postal Service (USPS) Certified Mail without a Domestic Return Receipt) addressed to current President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama (via current main Chief of Staff to the President of the United States of America Rahm Emanuel), current United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Senior Senator) the Honorable Charles E. Chuck Schumer (via Ms. Maxine) and current United States federal Secretary of Veterans Affairs General Eric K. Shinseki, USA (retired), regarding Mrs. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy actively receiving all her full spousal benefits resulting from first being the late Mr. Alfred William Schrammars [widow] and later becoming [the late] Mr. Walter [Frances] McCarthys widow (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 written correspondence).

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

1st Quarter, 2009

Q1 Report

In Q1, PROCESS HANDLER ET AL. FOR HIRE, INC. lobbied for Mrs. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy. The report was filed on Sept. 18, 2009. Original Filing: 300199188.xml

Lobbying Issues

Several written correspondence (dated January 21, 2009) addressed to several United States federal executive branch officials and officers and a senior federal Senator regarding Ms. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy receiving all her spousal benefits resulting from being the late Mr. Alfred William Schrammars [widow] and later becoming Mr. Walter [Frances] McCarthys widow (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 written correspondence).Several written correspondence (dated January 21, 2009) addressed to current President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama, his main Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel, current United States federal Secretary of Veterans Affairs General Eric K. Shinseki, USA (retired) and the Honorable United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Senior Senator) Charles E. Chuck Schumer regarding Ms. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy receiving all her spousal benefits resulting from being the late Mr. Alfred William Schrammars [widow] and later becoming Mr. Walter [Frances] McCarthys widow (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 written correspondence).

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

Lobbying Issues

One postage-paid (dated January 1, 2009) postcard addressed to the Honorable Chair and Vice Chair of the United States Postal Service (USPS) Board of Governors, the Postmaster General of the United States of America John E. Jack Potter, Deputy Postmaster General of the United States of America Patrick R. Donahue et al. regarding full and permanent mail delivery resumption and cessation of mail withholdings.One postage-paid (dated January 1, 2009) postcard addressed to the Honorable Chair and Vice Chair of the United States Postal Service (USPS) Board of Governors, the Postmaster General of the United States of America John E. Jack Potter, Deputy Postmaster General of the United States of America Patrick R. Donahue, all their and [the USPSs] senior and junior officers, staffers, officials, agents, operatives, contractors, subcontractors, subcontractors, contractors and employees regarding full and permanent mail delivery resumption and cessation of mail withholdings from all the various residents at 3905 Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island, New York 10308-3425 [] and at 9438 US Highway 19, Private Mail Box 210, Port Richey, Florida 34668-4623 []. That goes for Mrs. Mary F. Pearsall, too (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards main body). Similar apparently-dated-January-2009 postage-paid postcards were addressed to the Honorable United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Senior Senator) Charles E. Chuck Schumer, United States federal House Representative representing the Second New York State Congressional District Steve Israel and then United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Junior Senator[, now United States federal Secretary of State]) Hillary Rodham Clinton and all [their respective] senior staffers (including [their respective Chiefs] of Staff), [respective] fellow et al. colleagues and operatives and contractors (directly quoted from the aforementioned respective apparently-dated January 2009 postcards addressed to the aforementioned United States federal Senators) inclusively regarding the aforementioned postal matters and concerns.

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

Lobbying Issues

One postage-paid (apparently dated January 1, 2009) postcard addressed to various United States federal executive branch and legislative branch officials, members, officers et al. regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations.One postage-paid (dated January 1, 2009) postcard addressed to the Honorable Chair and Vice Chair of the United States Postal Service (USPS) Board of Governors, the Postmaster General of the United States of America John E. Jack Potter, Deputy Postmaster General of the United States of America Patrick R. Donahue, all their and [the USPSs] senior and junior officers, staffers, officials, agents, operatives, contractors, subcontractors, subcontractors, contractors and employees regarding full and permanent mail delivery resumption and cessation of mail withholdings from all the various residents at 3905 Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island, New York 10308-3425 [] and at 9438 US Highway 19, Private Mail Box 210, Port Richey, Florida 34668-4623 []. That goes for Mrs. Mary F. Pearsall, too (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards main body). Similar apparently-dated-January-2009 postage-paid postcards were addressed to the Honorable United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Senior Senator) Charles E. Chuck Schumer, United States federal House Representative representing the Second New York State Congressional District Steve Israel and then United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Junior Senator[, now United States federal Secretary of State]) Hillary Rodham Clinton and all [their respective] senior staffers (including [their respective Chiefs] of Staff), [respective] fellow et al. colleagues and operatives and contractors (directly quoted from the aforementioned respective apparently-dated January 2009 postcards addressed to the aforementioned United States federal Senators) inclusively regarding the aforementioned postal matters and concerns.

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

Lobbying Issues

One postage-paid (apparently dated January 1, 2009) postcard addressed to various United States federal executive branch and legislative branch officials, members, officers et al. regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations.One postage-paid (dated January 1, 2009) postcard addressed to the Honorable Chair and Vice Chair of the United States Postal Service (USPS) Board of Governors, the Postmaster General of the United States of America John E. Jack Potter, Deputy Postmaster General of the United States of America Patrick R. Donahue, all their and [the USPSs] senior and junior officers, staffers, officials, agents, operatives, contractors, subcontractors, subcontractors, contractors and employees regarding full and permanent mail delivery resumption and cessation of mail withholdings from all the various residents at 3905 Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island, New York 10308-3425 [] and at 9438 US Highway 19, Private Mail Box 210, Port Richey, Florida 34668-4623 []. That goes for Mrs. Mary F. Pearsall, too (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards main body). Similar apparently-dated-January-2009 postage-paid postcards were addressed to the Honorable United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Senior Senator) Charles E. Chuck Schumer, United States federal House Representative representing the Second New York State Congressional District Steve Israel and then United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Junior Senator[, now United States federal Secretary of State]) Hillary Rodham Clinton and all [their respective] senior staffers (including [their respective Chiefs] of Staff), [respective] fellow et al. colleagues and operatives and contractors (directly quoted from the aforementioned respective apparently-dated January 2009 postcards addressed to the aforementioned United States federal Senators) inclusively regarding the aforementioned postal matters and concerns.

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

Lobbying Issues

One postage-paid (apparently dated January 1, 2009) postcard addressed to various United States federal executive branch and legislative branch officials, members, officers et al. regarding various matters and concerns of internal, external et al. security and machinations.One postage-paid (dated January 1, 2009) postcard addressed to the Honorable Chair and Vice Chair of the United States Postal Service (USPS) Board of Governors, the Postmaster General of the United States of America John E. Jack Potter, Deputy Postmaster General of the United States of America Patrick R. Donahue, all their and [the USPSs] senior and junior officers, staffers, officials, agents, operatives, contractors, subcontractors, subcontractors, contractors and employees regarding full and permanent mail delivery resumption and cessation of mail withholdings from all the various residents at 3905 Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island, New York 10308-3425 [] and at 9438 US Highway 19, Private Mail Box 210, Port Richey, Florida 34668-4623 []. That goes for Mrs. Mary F. Pearsall, too (directly quoted from the aforementioned January 2009 postcards main body). Similar apparently-dated-January-2009 postage-paid postcards were addressed to the Honorable United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Senior Senator) Charles E. Chuck Schumer, United States federal House Representative representing the Second New York State Congressional District Steve Israel and then United States federal Senator representing the State of New York (Democrat, Junior Senator[, now United States federal Secretary of State]) Hillary Rodham Clinton and all [their respective] senior staffers (including [their respective Chiefs] of Staff), [respective] fellow et al. colleagues and operatives and contractors (directly quoted from the aforementioned respective apparently-dated January 2009 postcards addressed to the aforementioned United States federal Senators) inclusively regarding the aforementioned postal matters and concerns.

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

4th Quarter, 2008

Q4 Report

3rd Quarter, 2008

Q3 Report

In Q3, PROCESS HANDLER ET AL. FOR HIRE, INC. lobbied for Mrs. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy. The report was filed on March 31, 2009. Original Filing: 300142380.xml

Lobbying Issues

Various 09/14/2008 telephonic messages left with various officials regarding preventing all the (financial) investment houses from running to the Federal Reserve System of the United States and the United States Department of the Treasury, among various others, for help (i.e., a bailout) when they need not do so, i.e., attempting to initiate a Bear Stearns-type bailout action, without FIRST opening ALL their books for simultaneously ALL the investors AND the federal government to fully scrutinize (pro bono lobbying). Various September 14, 2008 telephonic messages left with the Office of the United States Deputy Secretary of the Treasury, Executive Office of the President of the United States of Americas (EOP) Office of Policy Developments National Economic Councils Deputy Assistant to the President of the United States of America for Economic Policy/Deputy Director of the Office of Policy Development for the National Economic Councils suboffice, EOPs United States National Security Councils (NSC) International Economics suboffice, Federal Reserve System of the United States of Americas Board of Governors and Office of the Vice President of the United States of Americas (EOP/VP) Domestic Policy suboffice regarding preventing all the (financial) investment houses from running to the Federal Reserve System of the United States and the United States Department of the Treasury, among various others, for help (i.e., a bailout) when they need not do so, i.e., attempting to initiate a Bear Stearns-type bailout action, without FIRST opening ALL their books for simultaneously ALL the investors AND the federal government to fully scrutinize (pro bono lobbying).

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Type of Issue

3rd Quarter, 2008

Amendment

PROCESS HANDLER ET AL. FOR HIRE, INC. amended a lobbying report for representation of Mrs. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy in Q32008 on Sept. 26, 2008. Original Filing: 300087204.xml

Lobbying Issues

Written correspondence (via official stationary dated August 31, 2008, mailed via USPS Certified Mail to the Federal Reserve Bank of New York and addressed to same) regarding "[fully] learning the full status of various bonds and redeeming same as purchased by, among various others, the late Mrs. Jane Carbis (which would now belong to her estate)" (qtd. from the aforementioned stationary).Written correspondence (via official stationary dated August 31, 2008, mailed via USPS Certified Mail to the Federal Reserve Bank of New York and addressed to the Federal Reserve Bank of New York and its President and Chief Executive Officer Timothy F. Geithner, First Vice President Dr. Christine M. Cumming and Executive Vice President and General Counsel Thomas C. Baxter, Jr.) regarding "[fully] learning the full status of various bonds and redeeming same as purchased by, among various others, the late Mrs. Jane Carbis (which would now belong to her estate)" (qtd. from the aforementioned stationary).

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Lobbying Issues

Various 09/14/2008 telephonic messages (via firm stances left with the Office of the U.S. Vice President's Domestic Policy suboffice/desk, U.S. Federal Reserve System's Board of Governors, U.S. National Economic Council's senior staff et al.) regarding select clients and our firm's stake in same clients, our firm AND said Federal Reserve, among various other definitely-interested governmental agencies and departments, simultaneously "looking at all the books" of all the investment houses who want a bailout. Various September 14, 2008 telephonic messages (via solid, serious, firm stances left with the Office of the Vice President of the United States' Domestic Policy suboffice/desk, United States Federal Reserve System's main Board of Governors, United States National Economic Council's Deputy Director, United States National Security Council's International Economics suboffice/desk and current United States Deputy Secretary of the Treasury Robert M. Kimmett, among several various other federal executive offices, agencies and departments) regarding select clients (i.e., the Estates of Alfred Schrammar, Delois Albert Brassell (and its sole Administrator), Jane Carbis (and both its co-executrixes), Robert James Brassell (and its sole Administrator) and Walter F. McCarthy, the late Mrs. Delois Brassell, implicitly Mrs. Linda Kendall Sharp and the main beneficiaries of the aforementioned Jane Carbis Estate Mr. Scott Schrammar, Mrs. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy and Ms. Joal Schrammar) and our firm and its principal's personal and professional stake and plural in same clients, our firm AND said Federal Reserve, among various other definitely-interested governmental agencies and departments, SIMULTANEOUSLY AND TOGETHER "looking at all the books" (i.e., confirmedly accessing AND fully looking at and fully examining ALL, ALL, ALL, ALL, ALL, ALL, ALL the respective accounts and other holdings and assets of our clients) of all the investment houses who want a preferably-unconditional bailout BEFORE any bailout of any of the investment houses are even discussed so we all actually and verifiably know WHAT is being bailed out.

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Type of Issue

Lobbying Issues

Various 09/14/2008 telephonic messages (via firm stances left with the Office of the U.S. Vice President's Domestic Policy suboffice/desk, U.S. Federal Reserve System's Board of Governors, U.S. National Economic Council's senior staff et al.) regarding select clients and our firm's stake in same clients, our firm AND said Federal Reserve, among various other definitely-interested governmental agencies and departments, simultaneously "looking at all the books" of all the investment houses who want a bailout. Various September 14, 2008 telephonic messages (via solid, serious, firm stances left with the Office of the Vice President of the United States' Domestic Policy suboffice/desk, United States Federal Reserve System's main Board of Governors, United States National Economic Council's Deputy Director, United States National Security Council's International Economics suboffice/desk and current United States Deputy Secretary of the Treasury Robert M. Kimmett, among several various other federal executive offices, agencies and departments) regarding select clients (i.e., the Estates of Alfred Schrammar, Delois Albert Brassell (and its sole Administrator), Jane Carbis (and both its co-executrixes), Robert James Brassell (and its sole Administrator) and Walter F. McCarthy, the late Mrs. Delois Brassell, implicitly Mrs. Linda Kendall Sharp and the main beneficiaries of the aforementioned Jane Carbis Estate Mr. Scott Schrammar, Mrs. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy and Ms. Joal Schrammar) and our firm and its principal's personal and professional stake and plural in same clients, our firm AND said Federal Reserve, among various other definitely-interested governmental agencies and departments, SIMULTANEOUSLY AND TOGETHER "looking at all the books" (i.e., confirmedly accessing AND fully looking at and fully examining ALL, ALL, ALL, ALL, ALL, ALL, ALL the respective accounts and other holdings and assets of our clients) of all the investment houses who want a preferably-unconditional bailout BEFORE any bailout of any of the investment houses are even discussed so we all actually and verifiably know WHAT is being bailed out.

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

3rd Quarter, 2008

Q3 Report

In Q3, PROCESS HANDLER ET AL. FOR HIRE, INC. lobbied for Mrs. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy. The report was filed on Sept. 20, 2008. Original Filing: 300087008.xml

Lobbying Issues

Various 09/14/2008 telephonic messages left with (and mainly monologues with) the Office of the U.S. Vice President's Domestic Policy suboffice/desk, U.S. Federal Reserve System's Board of Governors, U.S. National Economic Council's senior staff et al. regarding select clients' stake simultaneously in "looking at all the books" of all the investment houses who want an unconditional bailout WITH said Federal Reserve System, among various other definitely-interested governmental agencies and departments.Various September 14, 2008 telephonic messages left with (and mainly monologues with) the Office of the Vice President of the United States' Domestic Policy suboffice/desk, United States Federal Reserve System's main Board of Governors, United States National Economic Council's Deputy Director, United States National Security Council's International Economics suboffice/desk and the United States Deputy Secretary of the Treasury, among several various other federal executive offices, agencies and departments, regarding select clients (i.e., the Estates of Alfred Schrammar, Delois Albert Brassell (and its sole Administrator), Jane Carbis (and both its co-executrixes), Robert James Brassell (and its sole Administrator) and Walter F. McCarthy, and Mr. Scott Schrammar, Mrs. Delois Brassell, Mrs. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy and Ms. Joal Schrammar (main beneficiaries of the aforementioned Jane Carbis Estate)) and our firm and its principal's personal and professional stake in "looking at all the books" of all the investment houses who want a mainly unconditional bailout WITH the aforementioned Federal Reserve System (i.e., us and the Federal Reserve SIMULTANEOUSLY AND TOGETHER "looking at all the books" BEFORE any bailout of the investment houses are even discussed to actually know and verify WHAT is being bailed out), among various other definitely-interested governmental agencies and departments.

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

Lobbying Issues

Various 09/14/2008 telephonic messages left with (and mainly monologues with) the Office of the U.S. Vice President's Domestic Policy suboffice/desk, U.S. Federal Reserve System's Board of Governors, U.S. National Economic Council's senior staff et al. regarding select clients' stake simultaneously in "looking at all the books" of all the investment houses who want an unconditional bailout WITH said Federal Reserve System, among various other definitely-interested governmental agencies and departments.Various September 14, 2008 telephonic messages left with (and mainly monologues with) the Office of the Vice President of the United States' Domestic Policy suboffice/desk, United States Federal Reserve System's main Board of Governors, United States National Economic Council's Deputy Director, United States National Security Council's International Economics suboffice/desk and the United States Deputy Secretary of the Treasury, among several various other federal executive offices, agencies and departments, regarding select clients (i.e., the Estates of Alfred Schrammar, Delois Albert Brassell (and its sole Administrator), Jane Carbis (and both its co-executrixes), Robert James Brassell (and its sole Administrator) and Walter F. McCarthy, and Mr. Scott Schrammar, Mrs. Delois Brassell, Mrs. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy and Ms. Joal Schrammar (main beneficiaries of the aforementioned Jane Carbis Estate)) and our firm and its principal's personal and professional stake in "looking at all the books" of all the investment houses who want a mainly unconditional bailout WITH the aforementioned Federal Reserve System (i.e., us and the Federal Reserve SIMULTANEOUSLY AND TOGETHER "looking at all the books" BEFORE any bailout of the investment houses are even discussed to actually know and verify WHAT is being bailed out), among various other definitely-interested governmental agencies and departments.

Agencies Lobbied

Type of Issue

2nd Quarter, 2008

Q2 Report

1st Quarter, 2008

Q1 Report

2nd Quarter, 2007

Registration

Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc. filed a lobbying registration on May 16, 2008 to represent Mrs. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy, effective April 16, 2007. Original Filing: 300058579.xml

Issue(s) they said they’d lobby about: Regularly mailing, via postage-paid postcards and USPS Certified Mail, written correspondence addressed to various executive, military, legislative, quasi-legislative, quasi-military, judicial, quasi-executive, quasi-judicial, operational, bureaucratic and "military-executive-legislative-judicial-bureaucratic" officials and functionaries to lobby for and lobby against various, varied desired policies, laws, regulations, rules, treaties and orders as implicitly and/or explicitly desired and/or otherwise wanted by Mrs. Schr.-McCarthy..

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Mrs. Joan A. Schrammar-McCarthy

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