• Wall Street "whoring"/whoring.During the middle of October 2009, I mailed to the White House Office ("ATTN: Mr. President, Secretary of Homeland Security, Secretary of Defense, Secretary of State, Mr. Vice President, Director of the [FBI], Director of National Intelligence (DNI), Director of the Central Intelligence Agency of the [U.S.A.], [et al.]"), the New York City Police Department (NYPD, "ATTN: the Hon. Raymond Kelly and the First Deputy Commissioner"), the Suffolk County (N.Y.) Police Department (SCPD, "ATTN: the Hon. Police Commissioner and the [First] Deputy Commissioner"), the New York State Office of Court Administration (NYS OCA, "ATTN: the Chief Administrative Judge of [NYS], the First Deputy Chief Administrative Judge of [NYS] and the main Chief of Operations"), the United Nations (UN, "ATTN: the Secretary-General of the [UN]"), on behalf of myself and my small, obscure paralegal-pro bono lobbying-consulting firm Process Handler et al. For Hire, Inc. (U.S. Senate lobbying identification number 81830, U.S. House of Representatives lobbying ID number), a one-page firm stationary (with an enclosed full-page photocopy of each of my crucial photo identifications, including my individual NYS DMV Learner Permit, individual NYS Notary Public Identification Card, my individual South Huntington (N.Y.) Public Library card and my individual U.S. Selective Service System Registration Acknowledgment card) officially and otherwise requesting a full, all-the-years-of-my-life, unrestricted security background check request on myself and my firm, particularly focusing on myself. I am more than aware that in order for any business, anyone to even be considered for potential government contract work they must first and foremost be fully security cleared. Also, apparently due to some unusual security restriction(s) on my file(s), I wanted to fully "flag" anyone who would even think about even harassing me and anyone else around me (sort of like a badly-improvised tripwire linked to numerous alarms and other early-warning systems/devices), to further prevent Wall Street's true masters and many others from bothering, hindering me, my current clients and others around me. So I mailed to each of the aforementioned agencies and organizations the aforementioned stationary and enclosure. Since then, I received no respond from any of the aforementioned agencies and organizations, however several of my current clients and their families and immediate friends and colleagues apparently have been occasionally indirectly and directly harassed and, since November 8, 2009, many of the residents and staff at the NYC DHS 30th Street Men's Shelter (located at 400 East 30th Street, #430, New York, NY 10016-8310) apparently directly and indirectly harassed (apparently including even one of my roommates and his family and colleagues), i.e., such alleged Wall Street-supervised whores/whores as former firm clients Mrs. Joan Aikman Schrammar-McCarthy (allegedly, according to various nameless and unnamed corporate and government sources, via the Bank of New York Mellon Corporation and UBS AG, among several various other investment houses) and Mr. Beverly Dwayne Walker (allegedly, also according to various nameless and unnamed corporate, military and government sources, Deutsche Bank AG and the Rothschild empire via, among others, Rothschild North America, also among several various other investment houses) and the New York City Department of Homeless Services and its selected contractors, including its contracted shelters and homes. Apparently, those who actually own and control Wall Street are using all their influence and resources to prevent me and my firm from obtaining even one iota of my deceased mother Mrs. Delois Albert Brassell's huge, major investment accounts apparently "buried" within many investment houses' files/vaults, apparently including UBS AG, Deutsche Bank AG, Rothschild North America Inc., the Development Bank of Japan and Morgan Stanley.

Duration: January 1, 2008 to present

May Have Ended?

General Issues: Financial Institutions/Investments/Securities, Bankruptcy, Budget/Appropriations, Civil Rights/Civil Liberties, Defense, Government Issues, Health Issues, Homeland Security, Insurance, Pharmacy

Spending: about $0 (But it's complicated. Here's why.)

It can be tricky to figure out how much an organization spent on a particular lobbying engagement. The law only requires lobbyists to report the amount they were paid for federal lobbying each quarter rounded to the nearest $10,000—and if it's less than $3,000 in a given quarter (or less than $13,000 for organizations with in-house lobbyists), they don't have to disclose it at all. Plus, some organizations include spending that doesn’t belong in the report—for instance, money spent lobbying state governments or other legal work.

Agencies lobbied since 2008: White House Office, Vice President of the U.S., State - Dept of (DOS), Treasury - Dept of, President of the U.S., Office of the Vice President of the United States, Office of the Secretary of Defense, Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC), Natl Security Council (NSC), Joint Chiefs of Staff, Justice - Dept of (DOJ), Homeland Security - Dept of (DHS), Internal Revenue Service (IRS), Executive Office of the President (EOP), Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), Director of National Intelligence (ODNI), Defense - Dept of (DOD), Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)