Deleted Tweets From Austin Smith, D-N.Y.
Austin Smith's accounts: aconnellsmith
Tracked Between: February 13, 2019-May 29, 2022
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
@Jim_Jordan do you know the consequence of not responding? Oh wait, no that's my point. You're a fucking peasant. You don't realize if you don't respond you're dead anyway.
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
okay now it's official I am asking @Jim_Jordan to a duel. I am committing a federal crime but that man will not remain in office one day longer while I am alive. And gambling on my health is too great a risk to everyone.
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
This is unreal to me. You made your garbage career on impersonating a though guy. Okay here we are. Let's do it. You want CNN to film it? Fine. I will do whatever you need to ensure that I get to put this bullet into your chest.
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
@tedcruz didn't you say you were into "world domination"? You won't even stand before a congressional candidate?
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
@tedcruz I have the means and opportunity to shoot you right now. Will you step outside? And defend to the death your views on the government?
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
there is no federal law against murder. Thus, Utah could pass a law making it legal to kill any terrorist. The we defined terrorist to include them all. And done. No more crime. Just justice.
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
@DonaldJTrumpJr hey buddy remember when I fucked your girlfriend at Penn? Twice? And then the other one? And then I made you drive me to the train station? God that was so pathetic.
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
and remember when you asked me for my phone number to "hang out"? What is wrong with you? I just fucked your girlfriend. Twice. And the other one.
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
there is no federal law against murder. Thus, Utah could pass a law making it legal to kill any terrorist. Then we defined terrorist to include them all. And done. No more crime. Just justice. And Trump goes into a grave of no more than 5 inches of soil. No sand. No soil.
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
actually wait that was shitty of me. I should not have just left sorry.
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
God this is bringing back so many memories. That was the same semester we were at some new years eve party in NY and I tried to (I'll be nice here) make out with one of the Bush twins and secret service crushed me and made me leave. But then I met them later @dorriansnyc
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
oh wait no. We did fuck. You fell asleep and then I left and went and got drunk with the crew guys. Yes, and then I met Eric's fling "b" something and we slept together too. That's right. Now I remember.
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
okay I just got a very sternly written email from my PAC fundraiser telling me "DO NOT BRAG ABOUT THAT"...whoa hey calm down
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
wait also @jaredkushner you were not even there. you were still in like gschdat or however you say it skiing. Which was weird I remember cause it was like april or may?
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
oh wait fuck no I'm sorry. She wasn't dating Kushner then. that was a different guy. His name was also with a "k" but I ... My bad.
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
oaky fine I'll tell. So it was some party and I was dancing with...it must have been Barbara...and then I.. there is legit no way around this I started urinating on floor. And secret service were not having it even though till that moment they had been super decent
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
alright fine after consulting with my lawyers, I cannot be sure that girl "b" was in any way connected to @EricTrumpFdn
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
When John McCain home he said, "austin it is always daarkest before it is pitch dark" and Jenna said "isn't life wonderful" and then ----- trump said "will you F me again if I don't tell?"
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
but he 100% drove me to the train station and that part stands.
aconnellsmith (D-N.Y.)
@aconnellsmith
ugh that should have a "when John McCain drove"